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Here it is.... What you've all been waiting for!
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Top 10 Bad Boy Drinks
- The Iron Mike (Guaranteed to land you in jail)
- The Suge Knight (Guaranteed to help you scare the shyt out of
peeps)
- The John Malvo (Kicks in with two shots)
- The Bobby Brown (Will turn you into the king of rocks and blunts)
- The OJ Simpson (Guaranteed to cause a pain in the throat)
- The Ike Turner (When you gotta put a boot in her azz)
- The Dennis Rodman (Guaranteed to land you in a freaky spot)
- The Kobe Bryant (Aka Sex On The Biatchhhhhhh)
- The Allen Iverson (When you gotta show family some tuff love)
- The Jason Williams (Takes drinking and drivers to a new level)
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Top 10 Enemies
of Black People
- Crack (Sell it only)
- Lottery (Sports, Enter death penalty, gambling)
- American History (His Story)
- Niggers (You know em when U see em)
- Welfare (Why Work?)
- Organized Religion (Tithes worse than taxes)
- Liquor Stores (One on every corner)
- Bling Bling (Rather Look Good than look average)
- Division (We never support one another)
- Promiscuity (Do we have to hit everything that moves
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Top 10 Weapons of Mass Destruction!
- The Care Bear Stare!
- The Hi-C Punch!
- O.J.'s _____________ (Fill in the blank)
- Godzilla's Flame!
- Viagra (Ask Bob)!
- Wilt Chamerlains Crank!
- The Skateboard!
- A high school nerd with a gun!
- A priest with a hard on!
- A young male from the middle east!
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7 Things Trey
Hates About Iraq
- Camel Shit (It's Everywhere)
- Strip Clubs (Ashy feet and hands only! No alcohol.... Hated
it (2 snaps and a click))
- Wild ass dogs (No benji's or Toto's here. Straight up Kujo's)
- Gay ass men (Women are for procreation only!)
- Sandstorms (Worst than California Child Support)
- Fake Starving People (They have energy to stand)
- Iraqi Money (It's worthless)
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